Okay, I’m really bad about being on the receiving end of surprises, which has made Christmas either a major drag or a no brainer for my parents, depending how you look at it, pretty much from day one. Thank heavens I’m married to an Aquarius—a friendly and humanitarian sign—who doesn’t get super annoyed by this super annoying character flaw. Which is why I have a pretty good idea what is under the tree this year! I am out-of-my-mind excited to tear into an approximately 4.96 x 3.8 x 2.4-inch package that may or may not contain a Canon EOS Rebel XS SLR camera with an 18-55mm lens! In solid black!!! Word on the street is that it has fantastic image quality, especially for those close-up shots of Helmut Lang stacked heels or scoops of sevruga, and as digital SLRs go, won’t break the bank.